I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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