omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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