So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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