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the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Randomize
