Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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