Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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