Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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