office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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