babies were throwing up all over the place
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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