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I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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