someone owes me an orgasm
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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