this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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