He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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