Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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