I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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