I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
We need to get me chipped asap
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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