May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
that is very illegal...i love you.
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