honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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