Do vagina's smell?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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