I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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