He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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