I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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