I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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