Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I still have a little drunk in my system
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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