My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
the liver wants what the liver wants
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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