her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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