Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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