Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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