Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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