I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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