Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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