Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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