I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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