Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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