I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
