I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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