are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
