i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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