I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Come share oat with me in your robe
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