hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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