it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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