Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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