you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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