I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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