Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Randomize
