And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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