"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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