Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just had sex on a roof
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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