Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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