Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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