I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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