Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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