at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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