U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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