So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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