She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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