I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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